How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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