So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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