god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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