I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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