Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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