I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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