i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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