So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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