im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
