haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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