im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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