"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Randomize
