I hope mine doesn't look like that
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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