Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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