So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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