Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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