would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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