He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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