I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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