Midget sex pt 2 tonight
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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