When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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