If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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