I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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