I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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