Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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