similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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