North Korea, Best Korea!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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