bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
How external is "for external use only"?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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