she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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