I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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