$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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