There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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