If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
dude. I can hear the air.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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