Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Randomize
