Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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