small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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