i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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