Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I will pee on everything he values.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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