I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I need moral support for this bender
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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