I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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