He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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