Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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