i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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