she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Drunk is a universal language darling
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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