i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
honey bunches of taint.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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