yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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