Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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