thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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