Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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