and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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