it hurts more in the daytime
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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