i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Are we still banned from the library?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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